Skip to the Last VerseI went to Catholic school all my life And thought in agnostic terms by 5th grade.I'm now what you'd call an existential nihilist But I believe in inalienable human rights.Tuesday early morning I took my dogs for a walk. The pimp stopped his car to let his whores out to pet them.He told me how pretty my girls wereI told him his were tooWhen I got home I got myself a drink,The last hard liquor in the house.I can't decide to be proud of the 'functioning'Or ashamed of the 'alcoholic'Next, out to get the newspaper and heckle the meth dealers next door.It's fine because I was stealing the paperOff the neighbor's porch.
Oh nice. I'm in Albury; a lot of friends migrated to Sydney. I don't blame them either haha.